These are the commands available for use in the chat.

Commands and actions are controlled by an application Streamer.bot named in the stream Bargie (B4RJ13) (voiced by Voiced by Moujan Zolfaghari), It works looking for keywords in chat to trigger an action or sound

These give you information about specifc topics. Usually in the form of links.

• !bpg
  enters in the chat “! Heph has a series called Bad Porn Games, give it a cheeky peek if you want, I unno, whatever - BadPornGames.com”
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• !discord
  enters in the chat “! Join the Discord for random ramblings, click connect in the discord box -Hepheastus.com”
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• !followage
  enters in the chat “%user% has been following for %FollowAgeLong%. I'm Bargie, TOOT TOOT TOOT!” and plays the sound file “Holy Cow”
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• !glasses
  enters in the chat “EyeBuyDirect Referal Code for Glasses! - eyebuydirect.com/referral/10753957”
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  !pwints
  enables camera on the 3D printer and plays a sound file from Monimoo “pwints, uwu”
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• !shirts
  enters in the chat “! Looking to support the stream? Instead of subs, gifts or bits, check out some of these shirts instead. Hand made and shipped by Heph - LostDetailsDecals.com”
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• !so [twitch user] ^{- mods only}
  Displays a random clip from within a year of the twitch streamer specified
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• !welcome
  enters in the chat “! Welcome to the game, visit the wiki (hepheast.us) to learn about how to play free sound files or how to spend HP” and plays the audio line “Welcome to the game!” from JonTron's video Bootleg Pokémon Games
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• !whatsinyou
  enters in the chat “!I wanna know what's in you! Give us an image or video at discord.com/channels/619798323452444702/1074145644022861844”

sound files activated at the start of the chat using the ! start character

• !10
  “10 outta 10, best game, best game”
  line from JonTron's video Plug and Play Consoles
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• !airhorn
  Generic airhorn sound
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• !bevvies ^{-also landmine}
  “I love having a beer with the boys on a friday afternoon”
  a line from Aunty Donna's Haven't We Done Well Episode 4 Bevvies With The Boys by Australian comedian Mark Bonanno
  ^{replaced by friday afternoon pop-up.
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• !biscuit ^{-also landmine}
  The ending line to the Sick Animation's video Biscuit
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• !boner ^{-also landmine}
  “Tight Little Boner”
  line from Sick Animation's video Tight Little Boner
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• !cancelled
  “SCRAPPED, RECASTED, RESHOT!”
  line from RedLetterMedia's video The Nerd Crew: Franchise Movie News!!! by Mike Stoklasa
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• !christmas
  “Marry Christmas Hephner”
  voiced by IcanbeDanny
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• !damage
  “Now that's a lot of damage”
  line by JonTron's video Waterproofing My Life With FLEX TAPE
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• !dayo
  Opening line from the song "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)" by Harry Belafonte
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• !douche ^{-also landmine}
  “Whose this.. douche on the video over here”
  line by B-69-420, the roast droid (voiced by Jon Gabrus) from Mission to Zyxx
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• !doyouremember
  “DO YOU REMEMBER BOBAFET!?”
  line from RedLetterMedia's video The Nerd Crew: Franchise Movie News!!! by Mike Stoklasa
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• !excuseme
  “Excuse me whaaaaat?”
  line from JonTron's video JonTron's StarCade: Episode 4 - Nintendo Star Wars.
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• !excusemeprincess
  “Well excuse me princess”
  line from The Legend of Zelda CD-i games
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• !grunt
  Tim the Tool Man's grunt from the TV show Home Improvement staring the cocain trafficker Tim Allen
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• !hotdicking
  “Dr. Tran sets them straight with a good. hot. dicking”
  line from MondoMedia's video Here Comes Dr. Tran!
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• !howembarrassing
  line from RedLetterMedia's video Half in the Bag Episode 117: Box Office Number Crunching by Jay Bauman
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• !keepyoursecrets
  line from the movie Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
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• !motherjuckers
  line by B-69-420, the roast droid (voiced by Jon Gabrus) from Mission to Zyxx
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• !perfect
  line from the game Street Fighter
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• !pizza
  “Pizza Time”
  line from the movie Spiderman 2 starring Tobey Maguire
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• !scams
  “Nobody scams Finniford J. Ryan twice!”
  line by Finniford J. Ryan (voiced by Winston Noel) from Mission to Zyxx in episode Jumped by a Shark
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• !shutyourmouth
  line by Egoraptor in their episode Sequelitis - Mega Man Classic vs. Mega Man X
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• !takeashit
  “Bitch… you need to go take a shit”
  line from Sick Animation's video Sports Nuts

• !alright !tray !nice ^{- nice is also a landmine}
  popular line from youtuber Steve1989MREInfo.
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• !anyhoots !anyhoots2
  lines by Old Derf (voiced by Justin Tyler) from Mission to Zyxx
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• !upthere !stayingaway
  lines from the movie Spiderman 2 starring Tobey Maguire

sound files triggered without the ! start character

• )'3'(
  enters into the chat “Don't Worry, It's All Going to be DAIJOBU DESU, YOOOOO~ )°3°(” and plays the same worded soundfile from DouchebagChocolat's review “Should you watch: Attack Girls Swim Team vs. The Undead?” of Undead Pool
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• AbsoLUTEly ^{- also triggered by proper and all lowercase}
  line from the closing vanity card of Abso Lutely Productions voiced by Tim Heidecker's Dad
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• Can I tell you a secret
  line by 718Tony (voiced by Sebastian Conelli) in Mission to Zyxx's episode A Wing and a Repair
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• C'mon
  “Everybody.. C'MON! *drumbeat*”
  line from the movie Undead Pool (Voiced by Kiyo Yoshizawa)
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• Deserved it
  line from Filmcow's video Jenny's Wish
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• God
  “GAHD”
  line from Shaye Saint John's video Drip Drop Diet
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• HAH!
  Line from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared TV series episode “Death”
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• Hell Yeah
  “Aw hell yeah, rook, hell yeah!”
  Line by Dar (voiced by Allie Kokesh) from Mission to Zyxx
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• Holy Cow
  “Holy cow, your penis is gigantic, GIGANTIC!”
  line from dakooter's video congrats
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• I don't give an f
  line from Filmcow's video Jenny's Wish
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• I like you
  line from the movie Undead Pool (Voiced by Kiyo Yoshizawa)
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• No Sir
  “No sir, I didn't like it”
  line by Mr. Horse from The Ren & Stimpy Show episode “The Big Shot”
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• No, two supermodels ^{- also triggered by “supermodels”}
  line from Pegbarians video What About a Man?
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• Not Happening
  line from RedLetterMedia's video The Nerd Crew: Franchise Movie News!!!
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• Oh shit
  “Oh shiiiiiiit”
  line from Filmcow's video series Ghost House
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• wow
  Popular phrase by Wes Anderson's only friend and actor Owen Wilson
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• What about a dog ^{- also triggered by “dawg”}
  “Yeah, but what about a dog?”
  line from Pegbarians video What About a Man?
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• Yeah no
  “Yeah… no”
  line from Vivziepop's series HELLUVA BOSS episode C.H.E.R.U.B (voiced by Vivienne Medrano)
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• Yes
  “Yes, DEFINETELY!”
  line from JonTron's video Are You Afraid of the Dark? - JonTron (PART 2)
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• You got it
  line from Igor (voiced by Tigger Stamatopoulos) in Mary Shelley's Frankenhole episode “LBJFK”

Actions that causes a video popup to show on screen usually with audio.
These pop-ups are created using DaVinci Resolve magic mask

• Cool
  “Aw Yeah Cool Man”
  clip from Aunty Donna's removed special “Fresh Blood” by Australian comedian Broden Kelly
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• Bertation
  from a viral video clip of a reporter Serene Branson having difficulties talking during the Grahmmys (original video) (explanation video)
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• Bog Standard
  two clips are used from Worthikids youtube animation Free Apple. Both clips have equal chance of appearing.
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• Bop Bop Bop
  “Bop bop bop! … WHAT!?”
  clip from RedLetterMedia's video Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #29 by Josh Robert Thompson
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• Convulsions ^{- triggered by emote hephneRSMUSH}
  “Full on convulsions!”
  clip from studio Science Saru's Dan Da Dan episode “That's how love starts, ya know” featuring character Momo Ayase (voiced by Abby Trott)
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• CRUSHEM
  “CRUSHEM, SMASHEM…. KIIIIIILLLLLLL!”
  clip from IcanbeDanny
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• Dang Girl
  “Dang girl, if you weren't a figment of my imagination, I'd want to have your baby”
  clip from S01E23 of Cartoon Network's cartoon Adventure Time, created by Pendleton Ward, voiced by John DiMaggio
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• Don't Look at Me
  “Don't look at me because I don't like the way you look.”
  clip from Drue Langlois's “Don't Ever Look At Me (animated for The Minute Hour)”
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• Don't Touch Me
  clip from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared YouTube episode “Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4”
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• Duel's Over
  “HO, what are you going to do now, big boy? The duel's over!”
  clip from Speedo Sausage's video Yu-Gi-No
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• Flirt
  clip from Aunty Donna's removed special “Fresh Blood” by Australian comedian Broden Kelly
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• Friday Afternoon
  “Did somebody say a quiet frothy one on a Friday afternoon?”
  clip from Aunty Donna's sketch “Bevvies With The Boys [Haven't You Done Well 4]” by Australian #1 Most Beareded Boy Mark Bonanno
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• G'day
  “G'day muscles, what do you know?”
  clip from Aunty Donna's youtube episode “Trendy Cafe - Fapé in the Café Ep02” by Australian Guide Dog PSA actor Broden Kelly
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• Goils ^{- also triggered by “girls”}
  “Do girls do that?”
  “Do girls still have skype?”
  “Girls, uh… like your comments?”
  “Do girls have birthday parties too?”
  “Do girls… ever see you wearing a hat?”
  “Do girls… walk on the same side of the street… as you?”
  “Do girls online… do they post the sexy pictures on purpose?”
  “Do girls at, uh… Arcades ever beat you up and steal your quarters?”
  Equally random chance to play one of 9 clips taken from Joel Haver's video “Do Girls??” also starring Mason Carter
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• Get her out
  “Get her out, GOD DAMN IT!”
  clip from TV series I Think You Should Leave episode “Has this ever happened to you?”
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• Have you ever had a dream?
  “Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”
  clip from TV movie Goodnight Moon & Other Sleepytime Tales (excerpt) (voiced by Joseph Cirkiel)
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• Hello Ma'am
  clip from 2ManySnacks video “Our Lord and Savior, Lightning McQueen” (voiced by Gura)
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• How Embarrassing
  clip from from RedLetterMedia by Mike Stoklasa
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• HUH!?
  clip from RedLetterMedia's video Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #29 by Josh Robert Thompson
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• Hullo
  clips from Aunty Donna's Youtube video “Breakfast Goat” voiced by Australian Coles ad actor Broden Kelly.
  there are two versions, one has a 10% chance of showing
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• IDKWTFYATB
  “Moreover, whenever fluorescent score motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.”
  clip from Rockwell Retro Encabulator which is in reference to Turbo Encabulator, a fictional electrical machine by actor Mike Kraft
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• Jake Laughing ^{- triggered by hephneRHEH}
  clip from S02E07 of Cartoon Network's cartoon Adventure Time, created by Pendleton Ward, voiced by John DiMaggio
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• Little Clap ^{- triggered by emote hephneRLittleClap}
  clip from web series Very Important People episode “Tommy Shriggly” played by Zac Oyama
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• Move Aside
  “MOVE ASIDE, I WANT SOME FUCKING GEMS!”
  clip from Cas van de Pol's animated video Max Goes Mining voiced by Maxmoefoe
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• On a DEISH ^{- triggered by “deish”}
  “I want Johnny Marbles tongue… ON A DEISH”
  clip from web series Make Some Noise episode “A Track Announcer Who's Clearly Attracted to One of the Horses” played by Isabella Roland
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• Oreos
  “I haven't got a damn CLUE about Randy More and his fucking oreos”
  clip from documentary RoboDoc: The Creation of RoboCop featuring actor Peter Weller
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• ououou
  clip from Kaynimatic animated video “Nene Seal Begs You Not to Forget Her” from the original video
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• Tayne
  “Now Tayne I can get into”
  clip from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! edited into this video Dance Paul Rudd, Dance (I can't be fucked to find the episode)
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• Tingle
  “I just added the, uh tingle parts so that it would tingle”
  clip from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
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• You Cum! ^{- triggered by “you what”}
  “YOU FUCKING WHAT!? Oh, you cum! You son of a mother's cum! Why are you so cum? Why are you cum all the time!?”
  a line from Aunty Donna's video Cumsults - How to insult someone using the word 'Cum' by Australian teenage script writer, director and performer of “Monday Afternoon” Mark Bonanno
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• You sure about that?
  clip from TV series I Think You Should Leave episode “You sure about that? You sure about that that's why?” by actor Tim Robinson